Sunday, March 18, 2007

Town of the Queen

So. I'm in Queenstown at the moment. To quote Borat, "It is nice". The town itself reminds me a lot of staying up in Vail. The south island has been very, very pretty. Lots of hot sheep to stare at too.

Big plans, low funds. The trip is winding down. It takes a lot of effort for me to wake up every day and not run to apply for a workers visa and live here for a year.

I'm not really kidding.

K-Smooth's birthday was yesterday. We were some krunked out dingos at the bar last night.

Nothing else is really new.

3 comments:

Jess said...

Dude, I SO want to go (stay) in the Queenstown environs...homefinders! Nothing new here. Visit with Ellen was great...just picked up where we left off! I'm so jealous of you. Was Murph's assessment correct? Can tell the English from Irish by the quality and frequency of swearing? Love you, dude. Don't fall in Mt. Doom...

PS. Apply for that visa if you want. Immigration, for you, is easy. You're young and have a skill...that's really all it takes.

Unknown said...

so alan- i am SO pissed that you took those pictures off my site!!!! you would never beleive my smile when i saw them. yeah- you would have just laughed. anyways so i got the picture before i actually went out on st.pats day here. which btw- i forgot how fun being in the north for this holiday was, but thats not the point. i started drinking at like 12(lunch) and by 3 (15 hours later everyone was, truely- and i honestly mean it- my favorite person/s ever!!!

......and they all heard the tale about my psudo-leprichan wanna-be aussie Alan-d down under. i know im a fucking goof. and i got an array of advice. but thats all for another day!!!
( my favorite peice involved ..... eeeehhhhhh- like i said... we will go there another day. but i can tell you, you most certianly, would think its the most ingenious plan ever!!!!)


i did however make a few rules for fourthcoming st.pats days.

A- no more clover tattoos.
B- i need to not buy shots for everyone at the bar. ( OUCH!!!!)
C- under no/any/all circumstances, NO FUCKING IRISH CARBOMBS!!!!!

i miss you kid. come home soon. those damn aussies will loose there allure soon. maybe not (probably not....... but forget it)......

i know arkansas is not too exciting, but i know someone who would owes you a trip to disco!

ktypckt


ps. is it just me or is your hair turning blonde? ...... an iq test is waiting for you upon our next visit!

pss. me- being the idiot that i am- forgot when you are going home.

psss. im leaving later today for miami. alittle closer to being in the same side of the equatior. (im going the music convention there- you would fucking love it. nothing but djs.)

psss. love the pictures!

Unknown said...

btw- i didnt get another tattoo, but came seriously, about an inch (between the needle and my back) from getting another one......

and i reconcidered my stance on you coming back. i think you should stay.

fucking stay.

have an adventure! see the sights. live the life. eat. drink. be merry. go sailing everyday. slap the fucking goon every night. call me occasionally. or a postcard. (ill settle for that as well!!!)

TRUST ME- as much as it pains me to say..... american capitolism is going no where. shit is going to be just as fucked up a year from now as it will be when you comeback.

we will just be that much closer to a new president.

AND it totally gives me an even better reason for visiting......