Just got away from Veing Vien. I haven't posted since Luang Probang, mainly because I've been a bit under the weather. And by under the weather, I do mean everything that can be ejected from my body was forced to do so in liquid form. That was a fun two days... especially considering I was in some of the most beautiful country in the world.
About 2am the other night, I lay on the floor of poorly lit Laotian tile. My guts on fire, I wondered what I had ever really done to Montezuma, and why he had decided to get revenge half way around the world.
This will probably be one of our last nights in Laos. I woke up this morning to purchase some water from the guesthouse manager and it hit me. This 60 year old woman, who surely lived through, or was affected by absolute devastation, had such a kind smile toward me. Kup Jai!
On the bright side... I was able to catch a lot of Premiere League highlights while in bed. I need a knockoff Peter Crouch Liverpool jersey SOOO bad. Hopefully I can find one in Phuket.
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When I realized you were not going to make it, I started driving your car. It's really freaking freezing with the top down at -3 degrees C, but what a chick magnet. I love that ride. I'm ordering some rims. Enough about me, please blog a detailed account of your sexual encounters before they perish with you and are lost forever. More picture please. Really me this time.
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I have pictures of Bailey bringing in the paper with 2 inches of snow on the ground!
No real sexual encounters yet (aside from heavy groping by random hookers in Pattaya). Though, I was voted most likely to get a prostitute by Joey's friends back home, which is comforting. I'll have to put that in my year book. We caught a flight to Siem Reap this morning, which was nice. Laos airlines seems a bit sketchy, but I suppose you have to take these minor risks sometimes. Cambodia seems nice at the moment. I haven't seen Kurtz yet.
We plan on seeing Angkor tonight, for sunset.
Oh yeah, for us, it's superbowl monday (7am). Hopefully we'll cheer on the bears whist sucking down Angkor Beer.
Also... I noticed todays somethingawful article is timely.
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4452
Ya, Dave is in ur ride hoonin ur donk. It bounces now.
Carefull of the landmines. As in; don't step on one. Are you going to the killing fields?
Jealous, I've always wanted to see Angkor Wat. I came close once in Branson I saw Wat Comes Alive! An evangelical Cambodian Peter Frampton tribute show that reproduced some of the carvings from the monument on the stage. Specifically the ones that look like stegasori to prove dinosaurs (Jesus Horses) and people coexisted at the same time.
Anyway hope you are doing better. Oh! Oh! Oh! did you hear Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz broke up? Its horrible. I know.
Joe, you forgot the most important thing...the Branson carvings were in BUTTER! Love you, dude. Mr. Jemmie...
How did Mr Jemmie get my profile?
Weird.
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