Saturday, January 27, 2007

Dycycline Dreams

So, we have just arrived back from our 3 day trek through a few mountain villages to the north of Chiang Mai. We are absolutely filthy, but in some of the best spirits of our lives. We met some fantastic people and I got fucking maggoted on Australia day (I got to be an honorary citizen knighted by Rowan). I guess I could go through some of the details, but mainly what I've realized so far is fuck europe, go to Thailand. Sleeping in village huts, playing drinking games under the gorgeous mountain stars. Smoking mass quantities of Opium and banana leaf with the locals... it's pretty fun.

We went with some great people as well. Rowan, this great fucking Aussie. Nicole and Shirley, two Londoners who were both kicks in the pants. And quite a few more who were all exceptional human beings.

The activities were all just great. I actually got to drive (and was commented as the best driver) the lead elephant in a pack of 5.

I now know lots of new phrases (get involved), and lots of new drinking games (eyes on the prize). We have yet to actually really meet any Americans on this trip, and I must say, I like it that way.

I think I was possibly the most fucked up I've ever been in my entire life last night (in honor of Australia day). I drank a lot of this Thai village moonshine... had 4 beers... smoked a joint... and then went back with Mr. Kei for 2 pillow-talk sessions of opium smokage.

Well, shit. Gotta go book our shit to Laos. Here are some pictures...






Once again, I know blogger is going to crop these... right click -> view image. BONZA!

Edit: here are a few more pictures.... I'll just hotlink them.

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8 comments:

thanatogenos said...

I have a bacterial infection in my left eye at the moment. It's no fun. In Laos now.

Anonymous said...

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING? No, never mind, to quote NPR, "Wait wait, don't tell me!" Mr. Uncle Jemmie

PS Get better quick!

G said...

more pics... The US has just passed a new law, all US citizens may be subject to random drug test after traveling abroad. Failing means 10 to 20.

Unknown said...

So, so jealous of you. Not the eye infection, but the rest of it. I guess I'll have to wait for more neck surgery to get my opium pump.

Unknown said...

So, so jealous of you. Not the eye infection, but the rest of it. I guess I'll have to wait for more neck surgery to get my opium pump.

Unknown said...

...as I was saying, In Branson we would just hang out in the old folks home and share killer old- person-meds. Chill, and watch Days of our lives, talk about FDR, and shit on rubber matts. So cool to stare at the fireproof curtains. Good times.

thanatogenos said...

my infection seemed to clear up rather quick. I was just using my contact lense solution sparingly, and I paid for it out in the wilderness, I guess. Took a 2 day slow boat down the Mekong. Gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, NOW. Mekong river/delta didn't used to be so groovy. Cooper says "hey" from the box. Mr. Jemmie P.S. Are the folks seeing this?